Second viewing as I was crossfaded as hell in the theater when I first saw this and that was a FAR more enjoyable viewing when I couldn't actually pay attention to how absurdly dogshit the dialogue in this movie is. There's some fun and cute stuff in this movie like Godzilla slipping in a roman coliseum like a cat, And the visuals were pretty like all competent CGI slop fests are, they really did most of the legwork here.
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
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Destroy All Monsters 1968
Godzilla movies for the most part are super hit or miss for most people as it really just depends on how you, on a personal level, feel about the concept of a giant lizard breathing fire on cities and drop kicking/suplexing robot dragons and aliens. My girlfriend loses interest 5 minutes into any Godzilla movie, and that's completely understandable as they're not exactly "Good" movies.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023
I actually liked that all the humans in this movie were ugly because it feels like you're seeing the world from the turtles' perspective but obviously rotmaxxing gooner brained failson troglodytes pushing 40 on their internet soapboxes criticizing children's media for not appealing to them don't like when the thing they like changes
Anyway I wanted to watch the 2007 TMNT movie but I lost the coin toss, and now I'm sad that it took me this long to watch…
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A Boy and His Dog 1975
Kinda difficult to recommend this one now to anyone when the main character’s a marauding rapist who’s telepathic dog helps him sniff out women so he can get food, but looking past how uhhh…. Chill this movie is with rape for some reason, It’s a pretty cool movie. Post apocalyptic mishaps with a boy and his telepathic dog. Underground crazy psychos with painted faces and robot cowboys written by the guy that wrote I have no mouth and I must…
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