Carter Lange

Carter Lange

If movies deterred doctors as much as apples do, I would be very unhealthy

Favorite films

  • Baby Driver
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Whiplash
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • The Adventures of Food Boy

    ★★½

  • Back to the Future Part III

    ★★★½

  • Back to the Future Part II

    ★★★★

  • Back to the Future

    ★★★★½

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  • The Adventures of Food Boy

    The Adventures of Food Boy

    ★★½

    Holy shit I think I just found my new favorite superhero

    “Trust me, I know how to clear out a table of girls.”

    #justiceforthejanitor

  • Back to the Future Part III

    Back to the Future Part III

    ★★★½

    It’s very weird that no one in 1985 is like “woah look at Marty, he looks 2 weeks older.”

    “Why do we have to cut these things so damn close.”
    (That’s what I’m saying)

    Did you know that during the lynching scene, Micheal J. Fox was almost actually hung due to an error on the stunt crews part?

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  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★

    Definitely very cheesy and corny sometimes, but this movie is definitely fun bad. This story is straight ass, but then again, I wasn’t here for the story, just the silly death scenes.

    “In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.”

    (Honorable mention for “Carter, you dick”)

  • The Mist

    The Mist

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.