Wisely753

Wisely753

God's favourite idiot. carving rivulets into the smooth brain of culture. I'm mostly just here to shitpost and make my friend Taz laugh.

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  • Babygirl

    ★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★½

    This movie could have been an e-mail

    an erotic thriller that is neither erotic nor thrilling

    the one and a half stars is because of Nichole Kidman acting with her entire girl bussy. good for her.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Does anyone else getting the feeling that casting Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the character that has to fuck an emaciated corpse was a dig at his wife?

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ½

    I gave it half a star because I needed to get your attention and I don't have keys to jingle in front of you shut the fuck up you need to know how weird the context of this film is

    It's made by the "Potion seller, sell me your strongest potions" guy

    I am not making that up

    Nor am I making it up that he is the husband of celiene song and the irl basis for the cuck guy…

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ★★★★★

    Don't know why people are saying this movie is a bad adaptation. it's as badly written and painfully unfunny as the games are.

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