wisteria98

wisteria98

Favorite films

  • Winter Light
  • Possession
  • Werckmeister Harmonies
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Office Romance

  • The Road to Mother

  • The White Sun of the Desert

  • Circus

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★

    Colossally overrated film with shallow, one-dimensional characters. You know you've done something wrong when your film's villain has less complexity than Darth Vader. Also, this film is famous for its fantasy visuals, but those scenes probably only make up about 15 minutes of the running time?

  • Compartment No. 6

    Compartment No. 6

    ★★★★

    Before Sunrise but Yura Borisov has 1000x more rizz than Ethan Hawke

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  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★

    The only way I can describe is that it's like if In the Mood for Love was filmed at an IKEA

  • Last Year at Marienbad

    Last Year at Marienbad

    ★★

    Not all pretentious art made by French people is good. Sometimes, it's actually kinda bad.

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