twenty four full rotations around the sun
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
The Retirement Plan 2023
I had to sign an NDA to watch this, so I don’t feel at liberty to rate or state my thoughts on this at the moment
All I have to say is that I’m writing this review nearly a year after I watched it, and the film still isn’t out
I found a website that said it’s being given a straight-to-DVD release in the UK on April 24th, but the Amazon link says September 23rd, sooooo kinda confused about that
no matter what, I’m really interested to see if this does come out, and if so, how different it is from the unfinished product I saw
🔫
Translated from by -
Deep Water 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
one of the most anticlimactic endings of a movie I’ve ever seen
I couldn’t even laugh at this, it was all just cringe-worthy and felt like a waste of time
do NOT recommend
💦
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Monkey Up 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
All I have to say about this movie is the fact of how a young boy accidentally asked his crush if she wanted a cummie.
Just... I cAn’T eVen-
*dies and becomes a world famous talking monkey*Translated from by -
The Wicker Man 1973
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When I couldn’t sleep and decided to watch this at 2:00 AM, I wasn’t sure what to expect.
Looking back, I could not have foreseen paganism being involved but alas, I was quite mistaken.
Not saying that’s a bad thing though, as this ended up being weirdly enticing.
It honestly cleared up a lot regarding the pagan practices displayed in Midsommar, which, if I recall correctly, were barely elaborated upon.
Definitely worth a watch if you’re into psychological horror.
Translated from by
