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Barbie 2023
Finally got to rewatch this for the first time since it came out and it’s just as good as I remember!
Say what you want about the feminism message being too on the nose or whatever, but is that really such a bad thing? Not everything needs to be deep and profound to have an impact. Especially considering the source material, this is going to be gateway for kids (especially boys) to learn how to treat everyone with respect and…
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The Karate Kid 1984
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Everytime I watch the Karate Kid movies, I’m reminded of the painful reality that my parents ALMOST put me in karate classes as a kid, but never actually did because I had too many other sporting commitments as an elementary schooler (one of which being basketball, where I sat on the bench every game because I was that bad). These movies and Kickin It on Disney XD were everything to me regardless, so much so that…Translated from by
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Nobody Dumps My Daughter 2024
Honestly no notes. Nothing fuels me quite like a lifetime original movie based on an insane true story. I thought I had mental problems, but this mom is next level. I’d hate to be in a crazy competition against her, her poor sweet husband is probably relieved he doesn’t have to deal with her anymore. Having a teenage boy murdered in broad daylight and thinking you’d get away with it is insanely ballsy tho I’ll give her that. Thank you lifetime I'll probably rewatch tbh <3
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The Search for Santa Paws 2010
I grew up with a lot of great Christmas movies, but this is THEE Christmas movie. I am so serious about this. I legitimately cannot express how much The Search for Santa Paws means to me; I would take a bullet for this movie any day of the week. If this movie has no fans, it means I’m dead and that I did indeed take the bullet to defend its honor. I am a grown 22 year old man with…
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