Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This is what Don’t Look Up so desperately wanted to be

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025

  I miss when superhero movies had soul

Popular reviews

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  Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  Goes full throttle in a separate direction than the original two in a good way (Carpenter was burnt out on Myers and that was blatantly obvious in Halloween II). This movie is fun and haters from when it originally came out were dumb. Objectively hilarious when Cochran basically gets Raiders of the Lost Ark’d by Stonehenge, and Dr. Challis just bails like it’s totally normal. Campy as hell and an A+ ending in the spirit of Halloween.

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  Sleepaway Camp 1983

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jun 2024

  Somebody who is good at filmmaking please help me budget this, my film is dying:
  Scriptwriting: The lint in my pocket 
  Practical Effects: The annual power bill for Las Vegas
  Plot Pacing: 1 Shrute Buck
  Research Into how to perfectly fuse Friday the 13th and Psycho: The GDP of a Pacific Island Country
  Aunt Martha’s Acting: Two Dimes and an umbrella filled with holes

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