Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  ~ V ~ I ~ B ~ E ~ S ~

  Some deep-fried hauntological shit. I've had that same fantasy of cutting my torso open to let the light escape.

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  There's an underground realm inside the Hollow Earth, and Kong gets a power-fist!

  What's next? A mecha suit? Evangelion X Kong X (Shin) Godzilla 3.0 + / - One?

Popular reviews

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  Suicide Squad 2016

  ★ Watched 05 Aug 2016

  Spring Breakers meets The Avengers as written by Tommy Wiseau.

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★ Watched 09 Sep 2018

  Bad, bad, bad.

  When I watch a slasher film, I'm not exactly expecting high art (Texas Chainsaw excepted), but is it too much to ask of a film-maker that they actually use a bit of creativity rather than resorting to the kind of tired old slasher cliches that should've died with Scream? Like, maybe when you've got the psychotic clown down on the ground, you bash his fucking brains out? The viewer might know that this guy's just gonna come…