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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  girl meets boy, boy girl gets married, girl meets new boy, girl boy remarries, old boy wants girl, boy wants revenge, boy curses and tortures thousands, boy has L rizz, girl rejects him, new boy fails to kill old boy, old boy lays the Gluck Gluck, that’s it

  #imaginewalkinginonyourgirlbootynakedwithavampire

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  Forget Paris 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  it’s literally Mike Wasowski, but in human form

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