brandon

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csuf cinema + television arts alum
will watch the movie if Kirsten Dunst is in it

Favorite films

  • Spring Breakers
  • sex, lies, and videotape
  • Naked
  • The Worst Person in the World

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

    ★★★

  • One Hour Photo

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

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  • Climax

    Climax

    This is what my inner monologue looked like the night I greened out and laid in my ex-coworker's passenger seat in the fetal position in college

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • One Hour Photo

    One Hour Photo

    ★★★

    Wonder if all of the randos who follow my ig act this way every time I post something

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    what lorde meant when she sang "let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah" 🤣

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★½

    Not Okay is not just okay, it's actually quite good. it serves as an anxiety-inducing analysis of the exploitative online behavior adopted by our generation and the era of clout-chasing we currently exist in.

    with an anti-villain protagonist that serves as the spitting image of Gen-Z and the cringiness that comes with all of her mannerisms, the film highlights Danni's growth throughout the aftermath of her "trauma" and the facade she parades around in to make herself feel better once she…