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I Am Cuba 1964
I’ve never seen anything like this movie before, it felt like a dream. And yeah, this is Soviet propaganda about Cuba but from my understanding of Cuban history they are not exaggerating about life under the Batista regime. In fact, I think the movie undersells it a little. It did the job though because my heart is now filled with a revolutionary spirit.
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Seven Samurai 1954
You said he’d be a treasure in hard times. The hard times have only just begun.
Before I started watching this I have to be honest I was a little annoyed it was three and a half hours long and I didn’t understand why it needed to be that long. It just gets better and better as it goes on, it is three and a half hours well spent. There are so many little moments in this movie that hit…
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The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 2025
I wanted to be happy and I wanted everyone to be happy in this house.
This is one of the best Oscar specials they have ever done. New Heidecker is one of the most evil characters in all of fiction. The fact that he’s also one of the funniest is a true testament to Tim’s performance. SAVE MOVIE HOUSE
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002
If I lived in the Harry Potter Universe I’d want to be a muggle. They don’t have English class at Hogwarts so all of these wizards read at like a fifth grade reading level and none of them know how to do algebra because they don’t have math class either. And I’d never send my kids to Hogwarts if I was a wizard parent because there’s a 25% chance that your kid will end up in a house that will…
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