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Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  It wishes it was The Menu

  Couple cool bits but underwhelming in comparison to everything it’s copying.

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Via Blu-ray - 4K

  The animation is worse than the original

  The songs are worse

  The new characters are obnoxious 

  Solid ending but it doesn’t feel deserved

Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ½ Watched 09 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017

  ★ Watched 28 Jun 2017 4

  Holy shit guys! 

  They did it! 

  They made a Spider-Man that's worse than 3 or Amazing 2.

  MJ refuses to enter the Washington Monument because slaves built it. 

  A random girl says she wants to fuck Thor. 

  The twist is so painfully obvious I figured it out about 20 minutes in. 

  The spider suit has a built in Siri... it's soooooo funny

  Pepper shows up and she may or may not get engaged to tony stark

  Aunt Mae dresses and…