Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Carrie 1976

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Like the Last Unicorn but a little less scary

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  Reagan cried

Popular reviews

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  I Used to Be Funny 2023

  ½ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  I’m pretty sure my fry cook ex bf gave me a teener in his parents RV that he slept in before not having sex with me bc of his erectile dysfunction. Anyways I Used to Be Funny is neither funny nor dramatic enough to warrant not one, but two Phoebe songs to take in vain

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024 1

  The most unrealistic part of this movie is that a Los Angeles theatre shut the fuck up and allowed silence for one second

  I’m also not afraid to admit that I love you so bad big mommy monster so so bad

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