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The Railway Children 1970
Absolutely wild seeing Bernard Cribbins not as an old man!
Generally though a very beautiful film. The costumes, colours and just vibes were lovely. My one gripe is just that things seemed to sort themselves out a bit too quickly. Like the Russian man subplot came and went in a flash and then we moved on to the next thing. And the dad is just miraculously freed from prison easy peasy. Of course all the details of law and shit aren’t necessary to show as it’s the children’s perspective, but still, he just sort of appeared. Overall though, I enjoyed!
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Much Ado About Nothing 1993
I love this play very much so I think my standards are just too high. Claudio could’ve been sadder and Don Jon less stiff but Emma Thompson was the perfect Beatrice and the romance plot there was so much fun.
I love Keanu reeves but he was barely doing anything except serving face and running away. But he is still baby girl
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ABBA: The Movie 1977
Abba is always good but I’d much rather watch them perform songs without the reporter man in between.
It was so obviously just ABBA live + plot, that the plot was unnecessary.
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The Newcomers 2000
Whichever actor man you’re here for… I can assure you it’s not worth it
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