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tick, tick... BOOM! 2021
A delightful musical which harnesses the desperate ambition of Withnail and I and combines it with intensely hopeful music to incredibly potent effect. The format is refreshing, and keeps you consistently invested and engaged.
Garfield as Larson and Whitford as Sondheim is truly excellent casting.
This is the second film I've watched this year with existential songs about turning 30.
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990
This is what people are talking about when they say "pure cinema."
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023
These movies have gone full circle and now I think they're cool again.
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The Electric State 2025
Who tf manages Millie Bobby Brown?
She's consistently in so many terrible films, one after the others.
I think she's so eager to distance herself from Stranger Things, that's she's got no quality control for her upcoming projects.
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Who Killed Santa? A Murderville Murder Mystery 2022
"Oh shit, that's the Ozark dude"
This was just an hour of dunking on Jason Bateman, and I loved it.
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Evil Dead Rise 2023
A true, white-knuckle cinema experience.
Alyssa Sutherland is a POWERHOUSE, and I'll never be able to look at her the same again.
See this in the cinema! Preferably in a pitch black cinema with deafening surround sound, and hardly any other patrons, like we did.
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