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The Substance 2024
Genuinely disgusting but bonus points for the stephen king movie references
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Polterclaus
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Don’t go into this movie expecting a Santa Claus horror movie in fact Santa probably had like 1:30 of screentime. The main villain in this movie is Masked Lil Monkey played by Lil Spaceman as he tries to convert all his pals to the dark side. Although he looks like a dork without the mask, with it on he is quite menacing and I would be lying if I wasn’t a bit startled by his presence.
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Requiem for a Dream 2000
idk how people get addicted to drugs.. I’ve been doing heroin almost every day for 12 years now. It’s literally all I think about and I’m STILL not addicted
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