Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Very slow but very beautiful, one of Nic Cage's best.

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  Being John Malkovich 1999

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Not completely awful I guess but I did not like it. Made me feel oddly sick. Happy for the people who see this as a trans allegory or as genius filmmaking but I think I just didn't care enough about it to see that. And I tried really hard to care!! John Malkovich is a gem as per usual, it just really didn't work for me. I think I might hate it. Pretty fucking insufferable. Has genuinely put me in a bad mood😭 wow......film is so powerful even when you do not want it to be

Popular reviews

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Jun 2024

  literally almost bored me to tears. I didn't know what to do I was trying not to laugh because it was so bad and also trying not to cry because it was so boring and trying not to fall asleep and it gave me a real life boredom induced headache. underdeveloped ,unlikable, forgettable characters I really did not gaf if they lived or died😭 no plot no vibes no nothing. bad things happening just for the sake of them happening. longest 2 hours of my life. I would say it was forgettable but I will never forget how fucking dreadful this was

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  "his name was....William Afton" *whole room gasps sarcastically*

  obviously very bad and not well made and not engaging and badly acted and I could go on BUT it was fun to sit in a room full of teenagers laughing at every scare (I use that word loosely) and at how stupid it was. MICHAEL . DON'T LEAVE ME HERE....MICHAAAAEL....just watch matpat fnaf lore videos they are scarier and better made than this. and before you ask yes it really is that serious