Andy

Andy

9Films

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I'm too stupid to actually watch movies and form coherent opinions about them, cheers

Favorite films

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Jurassic Park

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  • A Monster in Paris

    ★★★½

  • Rudolf the Black Cat

    ★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★½

  • Midsommar

    ★★★½

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  • A Monster in Paris

    A Monster in Paris 2011

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2023

    "La seine" is a banger. The flea is kinda...

  • Rudolf the Black Cat

    Rudolf the Black Cat 2016

    ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

    I barely remember this movie, I watched it when I was like, 10. I sobbed. Hard.

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar 2019

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2023

    Cute movie. My poor mother walked in on the hammer scene and the sex ritual thing scene. She clearly loved it.

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

    ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

    I liked it. It was cool and this comes from somebody who's been a fnaf fan since the first game came out. It wouldve been better if they added 10 hours to the Matpat x Springtrap sex scene, tho. I wonder if their child will appear in later movies

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