Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paul 2011

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  The weird spinoff movie to the Cornetto Trilogy

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I don't know why, but I had this unrealistic expectation that someone was gonna explode during the movie, and it never happened. I expected more, I.E internal combustion. Anthony Carrigan needs to be in more movies though, he's absolutely phenomenal.

Popular reviews

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  Moana 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2022

  HI SCHAFF, SCHAFF SCHAFF, DO YOU SEE ME?!?! HIIIIIII!!!! IM A PATRON AND A HUGE FAN! SCHAFF!!!!!!! I LOVE TAMATOA TOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE! VALIDATION IS THE ONLY THING I WANT!!!!! IF NOT, I MIGHT GET CANCER, WHO KNOWS!!! SCHAFFFFF!!!!!

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  As a joke my friend and I put in earbuds that played the Spanish version of the movie in sync, and the VA for the queen sounded a hundred times better than Gal Gadot could've ever been.

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