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Marrowbone 2017
Holy cow, look at the ratings for this thing! I was not expecting a 3.5 average.
A genre anomalous slow burn with solid work by a young, talented cast, but it's firmly a three star movie I'll never watch again.
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The Flintstones 1994
I give credit to The Flintstones for staying true to the source material and looking pretty damn good. I was so tired when I watched this, though.
If it wasn't for the occasional Halle Berry appearance, I'd have been fast asleep by the time Icelandic twins Hlynur and Marinó Sigurðsson were introduced.
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Stone Cold 1991
Work has me over the proverbial barrel lately, so precious little time for anything other than soul-sucking jerkitude.
I insisted on watching this movie, though. Brian "The Human Boz" Bosworth has some acting chops. There's not a paper bag that can hold him.
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Gandahar 1987
In a movie filled with fantastical things, the most improbable may be there not being a single bad rack on the planet. Over the course of one thousand years, Gandahar seems to be incapable of producing a woman without perky breasts.
Though, now that I think about it, the universe is filled with a near infinite number of planets. The math tells us it must be true. There’s gotta be a place out there filled with perfect boobs. That’s Gandahar.…
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