Good fucking grief. Why do I bring this stupid fucking shit upon myself like this? I can’t wait until I’m 90 years old laying in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of every hole in my body, taking enough pills to kill an elephant every day, laying in a pile of my own piss and shit, surrounded by my weeping family and reflect back on the night I spent TWO FUCKING HOURS watching Tak3n. A life well fucking lived if…
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Taken 2 2012
“Not only was my daughter kidnapped, but now my wife and I have been Taken 2!”
Yeah, it’s what you’d expect from Taken 2. More stereotypes to be used as cannon fodder, more ridiculous plot elements and more poor dialogue.
The actual story concept is pretty good in my opinion. Having the events of this film be directly caused by the events of the first one is smart. Unfortunately the film has absolutely zero interest in actually exploring the fallout…
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 1969
Spider-Man 2 has completely ruined my ability to take “Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head” seriously.
Goddamn, that’s a fine motion picture right there. I always thought this was a drama, so I was very surprised to discover that it’s instead the first ever action/comedy.
First we need to acknowledge how fantastic a screen pairing Newman and Redford are. It’s the type of incredibly rare electricity between two people that just explodes off the screen and permanently sears itself into…
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Megalopolis 2024
“Donald Trump couldn’t direct this movie” - Robert De Niro during a Q&A before the film.
This is, without exaggeration, the most bizarre and unhinged film I’ve ever seen.
It’s a complete unmitigated fucking disaster, and there’s a number of times I genuinely had no comprehension of what was happening.
The acting is so fucking weird across the board. Shia LaBeouf takes the cake for an utterly unique and insane performance.
The social commentary is as heavy handed as possible.…
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