Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  If it was another hour longer it would be better but it rushes you into it. Predictable and boring

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Kubrick you’re a genius but this is not it brah visually it’s the greatest film of all time but narratively I could write better with the pen between my booty cheeks

Popular reviews

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  The Exorcist: Believer 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Oct 2023

  Most boring, bland, cardboard cutout horror movie out there. Nothing special or unique about it, just unneeded

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023 1

  Can we make it a rule that horror/thriller needs to be rated R?

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