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Requiem for a Dream 2000
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Gotta say something about this movie but can't be fucked to write a proper review so I'm not gonna bother to edit or anything. This has qualities of a five star movie. I went in expecting to hate it and was so pleasantly surprised for the first half. This movies editing and cinematography is absolutely fantastic across the board. The sound design, timing all of it. Truly is the pinnacle of early 2000s sleaze.
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014
Fuck me.
Whilst it may have been funded by a studio looking for their next big cash cow, The Lord Of The Rings film trilogy was forged by a crew that truely loved the source material, and took care to do full justice to an adaptation previously sworn to be impossible. Lightning in a bottle would be an understatement. It’s Jackson working his absolute maddest, who, previously a director of pulpy b-movies (very good ones at that), was now spearheading…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
I have to give this half a star because it’s a higher rated superhero movie than morbius and I can’t let that happen.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
Have not seen this movie but a ton of people are rating this 5 stars without watching it so I’m trying to even it out a bit
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