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Favorite films

  • Cinema Paradiso
  • The Man with the Answers
  • Halloween
  • Smithereens

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  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★★

  • The Man with the Answers

    ★★★★★

  • Tourist Trap

    ★★★★

  • The Vanishing

    ★★★★★

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  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★★

    A Poetic Ode to Dreams, Regret, and Reinvention

    Gia Coppola’s The Last Showgirl is a breathtaking, deeply felt meditation on time, memory, and resilience, set against the neon glow and lingering shadows of Las Vegas. At once an elegy for a fading era and a celebration of reinvention, this film is not just a triumph—it’s a revelation.

    Pamela Anderson delivers a career-best performance as a former showgirl grappling with the passage of time and the ever-changing landscape of the Strip.…

  • The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers

    ★★★★★

    The Man with the Answers (2021) is a rare and exquisite film—one that lingers in the mind long after the final frame fades to black. It is, without question, one of the most profoundly moving cinematic explorations of love between two men, crafted with the kind of quiet elegance and emotional depth that few films achieve.

    Director Stelios Kammitsis approaches this story with an artist’s eye and a poet’s sensibility, allowing moments of connection to unfold naturally, without forced exposition…

  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

    ★★★★

    Tourist Trap (1979) is a uniquely eerie entry in the late ’70s horror canon, blending elements of the slasher and supernatural thriller genres to create an unsettling experience that lingers long after the credits roll. Directed by David Schmoeller and produced by Charles Band, the film takes a familiar setup—young travelers stumbling upon a strange roadside attraction—and twists it into a nightmarish fever dream filled with living mannequins, bizarre telekinetic powers, and a villain as unnerving as he is compelling.…

  • The Vanishing

    The Vanishing

    ★★★★★

    George Sluizer’s The Vanishing (Spoorloos) is a masterclass in psychological suspense and storytelling. Adapted from Tim Krabbé’s novella The Golden Egg, this haunting Dutch-French thriller begins as a deceptively simple tale of a young couple, Rex Hofman (Gene Bervoets) and Saskia Wagter (Johanna ter Stegge), on a road trip. But what unfolds is an intricately constructed narrative of obsession, dread, and human cruelty that culminates in one of cinema’s most chilling endings.

    The brilliance of The Vanishing lies in its…