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Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Not me dancing stoned in my basement at 1:00 in the morning to murder on the dance floor

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  I cannot stress this enough, the UNRATED version of this movie is 4.5 stars, not the pg-13 version. Skip that one.

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  The Fall of the House of Usher 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  Very Demure, very mindful, very Lemon

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  This would have been a 5 star movie if not for the damn last 5-10 minutes of it.

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