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Favorite films

  • Challengers
  • Nights of Cabiria
  • Perfect Days
  • The Apartment

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  • The Protagonists

    ★★

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★

  • Cars 2

    ½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • The Protagonists

    The Protagonists

    ★★

    mmmm i heard a glowing review of an old luca movie with tilda on a podcast the other day and unfortunately for me i misremembered the title! should have watched A Bigger Splash! 

    there are some formally interesting aspects here that quickly get bulldozed by a barrage of unrealized ideas. film photos, mini-dv, are they playing themselves or are they acting, is it a doc or a mock, on and on and on. jhelisa credits the best part and unfortunately it’s all downhill from there. we live and we learn

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★

    me during dancing queen: holy shit this is the best movie ever made
    me when dominic cooper is on screen: i hate this movie more than cars 2
    me when pierce brosnan’s untrained ass starts singing: just when i thought i was out……..

    i real deal love musicals and christine baranski man

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  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ½

    who’s the fucking dipshit who greenlit a 200m movie where larry the cable guy is the top billed actor?

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    sauce is the true litmus test of civilization