No we’re just good friends.
Run, jump, Beatle
Something tells me Almodóvar dreamed up the dick measuring scene first, then wrote a story around that.
Ah, life is about conforming, isn’t it? You do your best to remain an individual, no matter how many times they ask you to become a member.
But then, you meet that one girl. You become a member after all.
Then you have a spanking party.