Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Batman voice jump scare

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Pretty solid but horribly marketed/titled this movie isn’t about a diver it’s about the conflict as old as time….

  Man v. Server Room Wires

Popular reviews

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  Theater Camp 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2023

  You gotta be yankin’ my DICK off if you think Jimmy Tatro’s brand of humor could successfully be worked into a film about children attending a sleep-away theater camp…

  But by golly they pulled it off.

  With Barbie and Oppenheimer’s full-frontal assault on theater screen space looming on the horizon, the window to catch this one in the cinema is rapidly closing. 

  So to all two of the people who read my reviews and weren’t sitting next to me tonight,…

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Sep 2022

  90 mins straight of absolute chaos… i love it! saw this with mitch on what i think was an IMAX sized screen (or close to it) in NYC and the film just looked and sounded fantastic. great debut from zach cregger and i look forward to seeing what he does next. also mitch and i got exit-screened by AMC and were promised free movie tickets but haven’t gotten them yet… stay tuned