Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  least whimsical roadtrip movie

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  love actually but the two main characters are minas tirith and minas morgul (lotr the two towers ha its funny) but also its resident evil and yes i know this sounds really cool but somehow its not
  love actually? more like not actually very good
  love actually? more like lore accurate snipering
  "[T. S. Eliot poem]"
  - Wayne Gretzky
  - Michael Scott

Popular reviews

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  Enemy at the Gates 2001

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  why did we see rachel weisz's butt
  im not complaining, per se
  just trying to understand

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  This is a review of the American Wicked Theatergoing Experience™️ as much as it is a review for Wicked.
  25 full minutes of ads and previews? Didn't need them. Gave my dad enough time to eat the vast majority of our "shared" popcorn before the movie even began. Bastard. Amazing that we tricked Mr. Jones into coming though, not sure he was fully aware what he was getting himself into, so fine, sure, have all the popcorn, that's a concession…

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