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Much Ado About Nothing 2012
This movie was produced with 2$ and a BevMo! rewards card
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004
if i was not dehydrated i would be bawling my eyes out at the ending . . . . noah baumbach was on some next level daddy issues shit with these early 2000's wes anderson movies
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The Sting of Death 1990
a slow burn of getting hit in the head with a pot repeatedly . . . enjoyably dark and even humourous . . . gorgeous scenes and dreadful close-ups of each other at their most shameful
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