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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  A baseline, half good, half bad movie.
  It’s Crank meets Die Hard meets Saw.

  Jack Quaid is surely a charming nepo baby, but falls a little flat trying to carry this whole movie, although he did his best.

  Airplane movie.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Gangaster Monekey? No… Moirder Monke! 

  I think I’m getting Osgood Perkins pilled and they will eternally be apart of my birthday tradition.

  This movie is genuinely so funny, and a great brother movie. Shout out to my great brother! I was giggling through this whole movie and I would jump in an electric pool for more in this tone from the guy. 

  I wanted to say “Wheeee!!!” during this entire movie, man what a fun time.

  Loses me a little towards the end but that’s okay. There’s a weird Stephen King thing that I did NOT understand so idk. 

  Fun! Wahoo!!

  Shit man, that sucks!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  And I was like damn, they got one necky ass bitch for this Dracula movie.

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  Vertigo 1958

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Kind of a confusing first watch, I was really surprised at what this movie actually ended up being. Extremely charming actors even if I couldn’t say I felt compassionate towards them. 

  All time GOAT movie poster tho, and the expiremental film elements are rad as hell. 

  I do wish I liked it more.

  
  EDIT:
  THIS MOVIE CURSED MY FAMILY, 0/5 STARS.

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