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The Proposal 2009
An intense examination of immigration policy, workplace power dynamics and that era when Ryan Reynolds wore long sleeves under T-shirts
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Gladiator II 2024
The thing I liked about GLADIATOR II was how campy, go-for-broke it was. It actually reminded my of another Ridley Scott sequel film: Hannibal. Can't recall the last time Denzel had that much fun without regard for his image.
The thing I liked least about GLADIATOR II was the lead performance. Sorry, didn't buy any what Paul was selling or what the movie was telling us to believe about him. It's hard to go from Crowe, who was believable in…
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Interstellar 2014
I need a full spinoff that explores the death of Major League Baseball during the climate apocalypse but also the enduring barnstorming tour of the World Famous NY Yankees.
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Home Alone 1990
Power rankings:
1. Iron down the laundry chute
2. Blow torch
3. Paint cans
4. Nail/tar on stairs
5. Scolding hot doorknob
6. BB gun
7. Ornaments on floor
8. Ice stairs
9. Zip line
10.Tarantula (strains credibility)
11. Feathers (wut)
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