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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★ Added

  Never before has a movie so aptly depicted the duality of an insane man than this one which left me wondering “did I even like this movie?”

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  Paprika 2006

  ★★★★½ Added

  Absolute fever dream of a movie. 95% recommend while sober and 80% recommend avoiding if you’re on hallucinogenic drugs.

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  Holmes & Watson 2018

  ½ Added

  This film was like watching a botched abortion. Between the “humor” that boils down to making silly noises and the absolutely terrible performances that demonstrate exactly how far comedy has gone down the toilet, within the first 5 minutes I found myself pleading to gods I don’t believe in to remove all memory not just of this movie, but the entire now-spoiled property that is Sherlock Holmes. I thought it couldn’t be possible, but attempting to watch it on drugs…

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