Brandon

Brandon

Favorite films

  • Your Name.
  • Parasite
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Rashomon

    ★★★★

  • Citizen Kane

    ★★★½

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ½

  • Arrival

    ★★★★½

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  • Rashomon

    Rashomon

    ★★★★

    "you liked Rashomon"

    "that's not how I remember it..."

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★½

    I know, I know. Watch the Simpsons episode instead, save yourself an hour and a half.

    This is tricky - it predates any film I remember seeing by at least 15 years, and is by all accounts stunning, visually, given that. It's also pretty immediately obvious just how many future films it's inspired. But I rate films on how much I enjoy them to watch, and it took until the last half hour or so before I really started caring…

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  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★★½

    "You can't stop the production just because somebody dies..."

    It's really quite hard to actually rate this. It's more a 'just watch it, honestly' kinda thing. As someone who spent countless all-nighters of violence based escapism through the seemingly unending lockdowns of 2020-2021, losing in person friends and making online ones, seeking solace amidst - oh fuck he has an RPG, run... -

    "you can't stop art, motherfucker"

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★½

    omg they made a movie of Ace Attorney

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