Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Re-Animator 1985

  ★★★★★ Added

  i be snappin dicks the way herbert be snappin them pencils.

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  Possession 1981

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2024

  need me a tentacled bf.

Recent reviews

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  In Fabric 2018

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Crazy ass shit certainly went down, I know that much.

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  Exte: Hair Extensions 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  if a dumbass went into this one, genuinely expecting to be scared.. then that’s on their stupid ass. idiots see the “horror” label, get seated and demand to get scared? it’s fucking funny. how about laugh like you’re meant to. it’s a comedy you pinecones.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2024

  managers expect you to show up like that, and still have an issue. smh.

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  the Fire Fucks with Me to Fire Walk with Me.