Jordan B

Jordan B

Old punk rocker/hardcore kid that likes talking about movies. Mostly here to rip on awful movies I guess.

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • RoboCop
  • Little Shop of Horrors

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★½

    I'm a little salty that they didn't resolve if after all the intrigue, they went to that Iron Maiden concert that was on Cate Blanchett's calendar.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★

    That boat had to smell awful.

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  • Pay It Forward

    Pay It Forward

    ½

    Fucking fishing for Oscars. Everyone with magical smiles on the poster bullshit. I'm glad the kid died at the end.

  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ½

    Wait. I'm confused about the movie.
    So, the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

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