Xena

Xena

There are two wolves inside me and they both have the face of Guillermo del Toro

Favorite films

  • The Mummy
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Crimson Peak

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Witch

    ★★★

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

  • I Used to Be Funny

    ★★★

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★

    This is one of this awkward moments where this is a high 4 star film, possibly even a 4.5 star, but I had a 2.5-3 star experience.

    Intricately crafted, the level of work here is impeccable and I admire and appreciate everything on screen. Just absolutely not for me, despite the subject matter being very much for me. Great film, I did not like it.

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

    Helen was the final girl we all deserved

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  • The Fall of the House of Usher

    The Fall of the House of Usher

    ★½

    Sometimes creative limitations are a good thing.

    It is entirely subjective, but for me the quality of Flanagan’s Netflix work has been in release order; the looser the creative oversight, the more exhaustingly indulgent he is prone to get. He is a very personal showrunner, with a fascinating approach to a body of work (the adapted and the adaptee) that often gets lost. This feels like Flanagan’s edgelord Netflix epilogue. A crass farewell for the sake of being crass.

    There was…

  • Paradise Hills

    Paradise Hills

    ★★½

    All aesthetic, little substance. But sometimes all you need is pretty production design, fun hair dye, and milla jovovich

    Made specifically for 14 year old me

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