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Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • Midsommar
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • ExTerminators

    ★½

  • Transformers

    ★★★

  • Secretary

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    who hasn’t had a fantasy about 2 robert pattinsons

  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★★

    surprisingly very funny even in its old age

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    girlhood is punctuated by showers and losing teeth

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★

    holy fucking shit doom metal and nick cage killing freaks with a handcrafted axe