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Favorite films

  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • All or Nothing
  • Vertigo
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★

  • Toy Story 2

    ★★★★½

  • Over the Hedge

    ★★★½

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★

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  • Southland Tales

    Southland Tales

    ★★★½

    The United States of America is a nation of perpetual motion.

    Southland Tales is a beautiful mess. A film about quite literally everything. A kaleidoscopic fever dream of U.S. exceptionalism and pomp. The war on terror. Friendly fire. Friendly fire. Cheney and Rumsfeld. Porn. Orgies of freedom. Reality TV. 9/11. “When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same.”

    A psychotic and incoherent message scrawled on a cave wall warning of an imminent rapture. Kelly saw a vision…

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  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★

    For an instalment in a franchise that is constructed from its patented sex-and-violence framework, it sure is a lot sexier than the original. That’s really the only two things that a sequel to Friday the 13th needs to be, sexy and violent. Amy Steel is adorable.

  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2

    ★★★★½

    “Besides, when it all ends, I’ll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company…

    …for infinity and beyond”

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ½

    Bobby Driscoll was the voice of Peter Pan in the classic 1953 film. He was eventually fired by Disney after they deemed him too grown up to voice the character. This led him into a downwards spiral, eventually passing away at age 31 due to complications from his severe drug abuse. His body was then placed into an unmarked grave due to the fact that nobody recognised him or even cared. His own mother wasn’t even told of his death…

  • The IT Crowd: The Internet Is Coming

    The IT Crowd: The Internet Is Coming

    Ironically this predicted Graham Linehan's downfall.