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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  hey haha, like, where can i get one of those robert pattinson printing machines? asking for a friend…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  watching this again after watching nosfertau basically confirms to me that he took the substance but his other-self abused it like sue did and that’s why he’s so hideous except he could never slay like elisabeth sparkle because he doesn’t have a sexy yellow coat 🤷🏼‍♀️

Popular reviews

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  wallace really needs a lesson or two in cyber security because his password being CHEESE is like mine being TWILIGHT

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  woman literally gets blown to smithereens and the girl next to me whispers to her bf « did she die? »  

  epic BRUH moment 💀