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Did you see Camp Blood: First Slaughter? Did you like Camp Blood: First Slaughter? Well, you are in for a treat, because Camp Blood 4 is mainly the same film.
Camp Blood 4 is about a bunch of college students who decide to camp in the woods and who get stalked by a homicidal clown. Well, maybe a clown. Guy in a clown mask really. And not a scary clown mask.
That takes up maybe 20 minutes of a 71…
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The Innkeepers – a cautionary tale of trying to keep your doomed hotel in business while it is currently haunted. Two hotel clerks are working the last night of the Yankee Pedlar Inn, which is soon to permanently close. The hotel has had a few inklings of possible paranormal activity in the past and the two clerks use the time to document any strange happenings on their watch. They think the hauntings are being perpetrated by the ghost of a…
Ah, Alien: Covenant. From the trailers I deduced that it was about a space couples retreat that goes to a random planet, meet up with some scary Xenomorphs, lose to them at some rounds of poker and end up learning about the true value of friendship. And while that sounds like the newest Adam Sandler film, it is not what this one is about.
I fully admit to not following Prometheus very well. It was a prequel that had to…
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Kevin Shepard (Ricky Garcia) rips off an article from the internet, submits it for his social studies paper and gets caught so he is forced to write a new paper the way us old-schoolers did it – without the internet! What does he come up with? A write-up and coding for a game called Big Fat Liar. Since he is banned from driving the car as punishment he rides his bicycle to school and is accidentally hit by the limo…
