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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This shit makes Emilia Perez look like The Godfather. The “funny” scenes are terrible, every pointless moment drags on for 20 minutes. Honestly, the story’s so shallow there’s no way it could’ve been made interesting.

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  muito miau miau e au au

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ½ Watched 06 May 2024

  so damn slow, would be 30 minutes long without the pointless scenes

  edit: I rated it 2 stars 20min before the end, but that shit managed to get even worse

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025 1

  really great movie, eases you into the weirdness so well that even the most absurd scenes just work
  that old lady took that beating like it was nothing

  most hearty well-wishes to mine own good sir Nub, for he hath taketh a most grievous tumble into the shrubbery upon his noble so called “motorcycle”

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