Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ever After 1998

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  the costume design was INSANE like those little jesters wearing velvet tunics embroidered with henry’s salamander….. god… and i was JUST at the chateau de amboise where henry i was assassinated

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  too fast paced 😕 (watched this on 1.25x on the plane) but i love watching the faces explode and the alien chest burst 💞💞 also homoerotic robot clonecest

Popular reviews

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  La Palma 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024 3

  this had everything fr fr… tsunamis…. lava,… autism used as a plot point… not one but TWO plane crashes… destructive wave interference… couldn’t have asked for more. COULD have asked for less tho. decided i hate lesbians bc why was ghat bitch alive she should’ve died twice except her fucking lesbianism saved her i hate this shit

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  at first i was like how did this man score nasha but then i realized he worships the ground she walks on and gives her head all the time and was like nvm i get it. it’s what she deserves 🙂‍↕️ probably even two of them 🙂‍↕️