Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Midsommar but horny Heavens Gate and also just kinda bad

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Snow white is at least 10 apples tall

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Still a silly film with Ray Nicholson following his father’s legacy and yelling at people like they are dogs

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  What the average situationship does to a person. 

  Not sure what Screen Unseen’s obsession with Jack Quaid is.

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