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Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Inception
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Challengers

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  • Training Day

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    ★★★½

  • Pariah

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★½

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  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★★

    Every so often, when I’m running low on gay excellence, I refuel by watching this absolute masterpiece.

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  • Training Day

    Training Day

    ★★★

    One review on here said “Much Macho.” And I think that really sums up my feelings on this. Obviously Denzel and Hawke are *insanely* good because duh, but I’m not sure the movie really spoke to me. ACAB tho forrreals

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    ★★★½

    What is broken in my brain that doesn’t allow me to ever recognize Rebecca Ferguson when she’s on my screen?

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    I’m not sure who I was more attracted to, Robert Pattinson or Zoë Kravitz.

  • Joyful Noise

    Joyful Noise

    ★★½

    Jeremy Jordan sings and my heart melts.