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From Dusk Till Dawn 1996
You ever seen Tarantino be a creep? Everyday? Well, if you want to see that again, watch this movie. This time, with Rodriguez’ direction, Tarantino’s creepy vibes are utilized to make a classically good movie, don’t @ me.
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A Quiet Place Part II 2020
Listen, I don’t know if I gave Johnny a little too much credit after the banger that was A Quiet Place, or if I just trust my friends a wee bit too much, but everyone needs to quit playing. This movie is alright at best. Accurately put by my main man, Calvin, this feels like a really good episode of a TV series but it’s not worthy of being a movie. So, I’m so sorry John. Put yourself back in your movies, and maybe I’ll like em better.
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10 Cloverfield Lane 2016
You ever think Chazelle is overrated? Then this movie is for you. His name's not even on the box, and it has all the promise of being good since he wasn't all sauced up on Ryan Gosling's d*** in 2016.
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