Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  House of Gucci 2021

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Aside from being a piece of shit in real life, Jared Leto is a terrible actor and this should have been the final nail in the coffin of his career. The fact that he’s still acting, much less still getting lead roles is nothing short of disgusting. Everyone else was pretty good, but man, talk about one spoiled apple ruining the entire bushel

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Tight, tight film that’s beautifully shot, a ton of fun and more intriguing that what I was expecting from the trailers. Soderbergh remains one of the best in the biz!

Popular reviews

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  Hans Christian Andersen's The Emperor's New Clothes 1972

  ★★★ Watched 12 Sep 2020

  Hey howdy,
  Once I found out this existed you know I was going to watch it just to see if we'd get to see puppet peen. Well even though we didn't get to see any genitals there was a fair amount of skin so I'm satisfied.

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  The Easter Egg Adventure 2004

  ★½ Watched 01 Jul 2021

  The one non-negative thing I can say about this film is at least the animation style was not derivative. That’s a bit hard to come by in 2021.. or 2004 when this was originally released as The Easter Egg Adventure.