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Anatomy of a Fall 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Guys it’s literally the dog… he slips on the dogs ball. It opens w the sound of the dogs steps, he throws the ball we see in the opening so the dog returns it to him, it shows us the dogs pov when we discover his body, it ends with her hugging the dog.
Not memorable enough for 4 stars.
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Jurassic Park 1993
Every thing Jeff Goldblum said was iconic. Answering the question ‘are you married?’ with ‘occasionally’ very slay 😭
Heart rate was high & toes were curled throughout. Fuck John Hammond he’s stupid & doesn’t give a fuck about his grandkids.
Wish I knew what a paleobotanist was when I was 14 so I could have been one 😖 Score is 10/10 and I pissed my mum off imitating the raptors afterwards xo
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The Gentlemen 2019
My brexit voting uncle told me to watch this film coz it’s ‘hilarious’ and told me the hugh grant bottom joke as an example.
I thought Charlie hunnman was trying too hard to be Tom Hardy. Hugh Grant should have been Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Dockery should have been Gemma Arterton. Plot was reasonably interesting, racism & r*pe we’re not. I’d watch a film just about Michelle’s character and her carshop tho.
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Poor Things 2023
I think a rich man had a sick fantasy, the money & reputation to get well known actors to act it out. Emma stones mannerisms, walk etc are clearly based off a toddler..because she’s essentially a child, but we’re gonna let older men fuck her ? Gross, boring & 2 hours of my life I won’t get back xx
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