Lucas Ross

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Army dude watches random ass films and glazes the shit out of one piece

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Witch

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  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★½

  • Cloverfield

    ★★★★

  • Chronicle

    ★★★½

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  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★★

    John Goodman wasn’t looking too bad considering the last 15 minutes of the movie. I would have stayed and kept eating those peanut and marshmallow sandwiches😤

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    Every time I watch this movie I’m reminded I’m not ready for a dystopian future.

    The sockets on everyone’s bodies and the fucking needle going into their heads😖

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    Phenomenal, Masterpiece, Peak Cinema, a God send, etc….

    If someone broke into my house, gagged me, strapped me to a weird sex thing, while slowly waxing my entire body, and fingering my ear with a damp finger, while this movie plays on repeat in the background; I never would have noticed someone broke into my house.

    This movie is just built different. I will never NOT watch this movie if asked.

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

    Mmmmmmm

    Mmhhhmmmmmm

    Mmmonkeee🐵