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  Hellboy 2004

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Damn man I was really wanting to like this movie more than I did. One thing I can say for certain is that this movie LOOKS phenomenal. Guillermo Del Toro’s sense of set design, direction and atmosphere is incredible, I love the dark and stylish look that’s consistent throughout. The character design especially, Hellboy, Abe and Kroenen are super appealing to look at. I felt like the writing fell really short for me though. The plot was all over the…

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  The Fanatic 2019

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This movie Let Me Down. I went into this film Ready To Go, thinking “Hold On, is the hate really something I can Trust? Surely It’ll Be OK” Then upon watching, The Truth hit me like I was Underneath the Gun, this film is just Sour. The Story is an interesting concept, but the writing was executed as if the script was a bunch of Out Of Style ideas Re-Arranged, complete with Counterfeit acting from John Travolta craving the totally-not-Stan-Lee…

Popular reviews

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Look, I don’t care if this movie isn’t the most groundbreaking or unique movie ever made or whatever. I don’t care that it’s 90s as hell and just The Matrix for mallgoth kids. It’s dark, it’s badass, it’s sexy, it’s phenomenally written, and that’s all it needs to be to be perfect in my eyes.

  Like DAMN

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  Red Shoe Diaries 1992

  ½ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL THE GUITARIST TO LEARN A DIFFERENT FUCKING LICK I CANT TAKE THIS PAIN ANYMORE PLEASE JUST ONE DIFFERENT NOTE IM BEGGING YOU IM NOT ASKING FOR YOU TO BE VAN FUCKING HALEN I JUST WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE

  X Files guy says piss on my head

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